The absolute panic of losing wifi is a truly modern tragedy, where a person is instantly transported from a connected citizen of the global village to a primitive cave-dweller staring blankly at a black mirror, forced to confront the horrifying silence of their own thoughts and the terrifying, uncharted world that exists beyond the router, a desperate wasteland where you might actually have to talk to your family or—gasp—read a book with actual paper pages, all while performing the universal ritual of unplugging and replugging the router as if performing a technological séance to beg the digital gods for the return of their precious, life-giving signal.
There are three sheep per person in Australia. New Zealand has seven times as many sheep as people. Both pale in comparison to the Falkland Islands' amazing 167 sheep per person!